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bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK

freesoul-openmind:

Look for the girl with the stars in her eyes.

freesoul-openmind:

Look for the girl with the stars in her eyes.


myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

image

it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing


itsmamrie:

cows today: 4/20 graze it
sandwiches today: 4/20 mayonnaise it
donut shops today: 4/20 glaze it
potato chips today: 4/20 lays it
cars today: 4/20 chevrolets it
artists today: 4/20 monet’s it
homosexuals today: 4/20 gays it
ice cream today: 4/20 parfaits it
traffic today: 4/20…


reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.


appropouture:

Pope Francis talks about his time as a nightclub bouncer


xoticcows:

THAT’S HOW THIS SCENE WAS MADE?!?


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